A terrible tragedy occurred in Narita Japan on Sunday, June 13th. World famous actor and rubber chicken inpersonator 'Cluck' was brutally murdered at The Cage in Narita Japan. Cluck was initially reported missing, but a first sweep of the ultra classy karaoke bar revealed nothing. However, sadly his body was recovered moments later, savagely hacked into pieces. His head was never recovered, perhaps now a trophy for his murderer.
A preliminary investigation attempting to find the perpetrator did not turn up any leads. However, in what was sadly to be Cluck's last photo, an unknown person posed with cluck and a bubbly Brit chick. This person, due to the look of disdain and jealousy in his face, is now considered a suspect. He is wanted for questioning but authorities have not been able to identify him.An attempt by fans to repair the famed latex icon failed, and he was promptly thereafter hoisted in tribute on a bottle of his favorite beer, Yebisu.
A valiant worker at the cage offered her medical services in a last ditch effort to piece together Cluck, but that too was unsuccessful. It was decided that traveling as a 'FrankenCluck' would stain Cluck's revered worldwide image. He was laid to rest the next day. A cremation was planned, but after the first Narita Hilton Hotel fire alarm evacuation due toxic burning rubber fumes, that ceremony was promptly cancelled.Here are the rest of the shots from that fateful night.
As usual, the evening started off at the Jet Lag Club. The popcorn was exceptionally good today!
We had dinner at Ramen Bayashi. The soup again was awesome! Sal had the Ginger pork. Beth had fried rice. Excellent tastes all around!
And then it was off to The Cage for a wild night of Karoake. Little did we realize the somber tragedy that was to befall later that evening.
Opening Toasts
Doing it 'My Way'
A Lufthansa liebschen
Cluck's best James Dean
Cluck whispering the lyrics
Hey!
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