That boy couldn't find his ass with a handful of fishhooks!Well, enjoy them and use these sayings sparingly and judiciously!
She could talk the horns of a billy goat!
You were busier than a one-legged man at an ass-kickin' contest!
That woman was as old as the hills on grandma!
Why he's wound tighter than grandaddy on blue cheese! (I needed this one translated - think constipation...)
I gotta piss like a tied up dog in July!
Friday, July 8, 2011
As the Saying Goes
OK, so I'm flying with this Captain from Texas. Every once in a while, he'd come up with a side-splittin' funny gem of wisdom that only a country boy could pull off. Kinda Jeff Foxworthy style. I thought I'd share a few of them with ya.
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